Remembering Japanese cars from the past

Category: hilarious (Page 18 of 24)

Hilarious: Daijiro Inada can’t drift!

Imagine this: you are the founder of a very big video Magazine about drifting, you created your own drifting challenge, organize several big car shows, know most tuners and drifters in the world, but there is one problem: you can’t drift!

In this video he just smashes the whole rear end of his drift missile Silvia S13 in the sidewall and manages to eat some dust after going too wide in an easy corner.

Ah well, I probably wouldn’t do any better than him in the D1SL (and not even in any other event!) and besides that: I still have the most respect for the man who done it all!

Hilarious: Daijiro Inada versus Bosozoku master part 3

I just couldn’t stop laughing when I watched this video!
Remember Daijiro Inada visiting the bosozoku master Daisuke Shouten in part 1 and 2? (If not, don’t worry: a reminder is in the video itself) Now Daisuke Shouten finished his project on the Toyota Celsior UCF11 (Lexus LS400 outside Japan) to create a bosozoku VIP car! Or should I rather say a bippuzoku car? Or even better: bippuzokusha!

Have a look at it yourself:

t is amazing what he did with the car: he extended the front and the back of the car to 6.7 meters! The front was replaced with a set of headligths borrowed from an early 80s Toyota Crown S110. He added another row of seats where the trunk used to be and at the rear he replaced the taillights with a set of a Nissan Skyline KPGC10 GT-R! A fridge is placed where the front passenger seat used to be. And I did spot a fax machine in it to make it a real VIP car while a 24cm steering wheel and a tsurikawa dangling from the ceiling to finish it off as a true bosozoku car! ;)

Fortunately enough I did manage to find two pictures of this car which were taken at the Massuru meeting in 2005:
Bosozoku style Celsior VIP car by Daisuke Shouten
Bosozoku style Celsior VIP car by Daisuke Shouten

Then they just pick up this girl, asking if she would like to have a ride in it. Damn, even with a bippuzoku car you can pick up girls without any trouble!

Bosozoku style Celsior VIP car by Daisuke Shouten
Bosozoku style Celsior VIP car by Daisuke Shouten

It is also really funny when they meet up with this limo driver at 7:53. The limo driver also drives a Toyota Celsior and can’t believe that the car underneath is the same! And they also get a lot of respect from the kyusha style GX61 Cresta driver at a traffic light!

Thanks to White_Raven for finding this video! :)
[I posted this article yesterday on Bosozokustyle.com]

Hilarious: how would you know your friends are dorks?

Suppose you own and drive a black and white panda painted Toyota Sprinter Trueno, just like this example:
Perfect Initial D Sprinter Trueno AE86 replica
Perfect Initial D Sprinter Trueno AE86 replica

How would you know then that your friends are a bunch of dorks as well?

Simple: they all own moviecar replicas as well!
All your friends driving movie cars as well: Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park, Knight Rider and Back to the Future!
All your friends driving movie cars as well!

I’m still missing a few cars in this lineup: a red Charger (the General Lee), a white VW Beetle (Herbie), a Ford Gran Torino (Starsky and Hutch) and a 1974 Dodge Monaco with police package (The Bluesmobile), so you definitely need to make more friends!

Found through Jalopnik

Hilarious: Kiss make up and the beginning of D1GP

I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this one on IZ Reloaded!

If only I was 7 years older in 1978 it would have been a fun thing to do with my dad!! :D

Same thing as above: if I only would have been a few years older I actually could have enjoyed the early days of D1GP:

As you can see it was a bit primitive back in the early 90s but nevertheless it was very enjoyable back then! The cars may have been a bit primitive but applying the handbrake to help the car slide was a common thing then as well!
And you can see them all: Ken Nomura, Manabu Orido, Manabu Suzuki and Keiichi Tsuchiya. All of them in early 90s outfits and without glasses! :D

Hilarious: Muscle March

I can’t believe someone actually would buy this game on the Wii: I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this trailer!

At first I expected some sort of bodybuilder game in which you have to compete against other bodybuilders: grow muscles and stuff.
Sure, that’s one of the goals of this game, but I wouldn’t have expected it to be in such a gay way!

It is almost as gay as this driftcar with its tires smoking pink clouds in the air:

I know: it is supposed to be some cool and it most probably should have been red smoke… If they only would have applied some more it would have been a really nice red color instead. ;)

Hilarious: Undefeatable, Big Man Japan and Tech Romancer

A colleague of mine passed me this US trailer of a Japanese movie called Big Man Japan. The movie itself was already made in 2007 by Hitoshi Matsumoto under the name Dai-Nipponjin. The plot is quite simple: a man is able to transform into a big sumo-like giant and defend Japan from all sorts of alien attacks:

The giraffe/chicken-like alien with his head and neck where his penis should be is simply brilliant! I really need to see this movie! :)

Somehow it did remind me of the Tech Romancer (Choukousenki Kikaioh) game on the Dreamcast. To refresh your memory on tech romancer:

The music of this video is fitting really well! :D

It also reminded me of this video I saw on IZ Reloaded two weeks ago… It was announced as the worst fighting scene ever! Judge for yourself:

For me it was the worst fighting scene I saw! Especially the punch line at the end is the worst!!

Looking at the comments on the imbd entry of this movie makes me worry:
This is Cynthia’s best movie she ever made … she plaid she show us her talent and that girl s fight back.
If this is her best movie I fear the worst for her other movies! :D

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